- Hike up treacherous icy hill.
- Set up tripod.
- Remove camera from bag.
- Notice camera is missing the quick release plate for the tripod.
- Put camera back in the bag.
- Climb down treacherous icy hill.
- Go home.
- List all camera equipment on eBay.
1-7 based on actual events that happened to me on 11/25/2017.