Literally Died

College Girl (overheard): "I literally died,..."

Internal Dialog: "OMG. No you didn't. You're right there and very much alive."

CG (Continuing): "I mean, I haven't died in over a month."

ID: "What? Do kids these days keep tabs on how long they go between being embarrassed? Is this some D&D talk? WHAT IS HAPPENING I FEEL OLD AND CONFUSED."

CG (Holding Hair): "I think I'll dye it brown next time."

ID: "I hate words."

11/18/2019 9:22:04 AM


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