Notes - Page 4

How big is a pint of beer?

A couple at the bar just asked how big a pint of beer was and if they couple split it.

First Smashing Pumpkins Concert

I better scan this ticket stub to the first Smashing Pumpkins concert I ever went to before the ink completely fades away.

Smashing Pumpkins Ticket Stub, July 8th 1998

Step By Step Guide To Photography

  1. Hike up treacherous icy hill.
  2. Set up tripod.
  3. Remove camera from bag.
  4. Notice camera is missing the quick release plate for the tripod.
  5. Put camera back in the bag.
  6. Climb down treacherous icy hill.
  7. Go home.
  8. List all camera equipment on eBay.
  9. Profit

1-7 based on actual events that happened to me on 11/25/2017.

Why so cold?

Me: "Why is it so damn cold in my house?"
Me Again: "Oh yeah. Furnace programs thinks I'm at work right now."


Duluth debut. #dulbut

Drain The Swamp

In the future it will not be taught that the swamp was drained by Donald J. Trump's campaign promises, but collectively by the American women who have been wronged.

8x10 Negatives. 2015-2017

It took me a good five to six hours, but all of the 8x10 negatives I have shot over the past three years have been labeled, sorted, and stuck into a box. As opposed to the freeloading in random locations around my office where they have been.

8x10 Negatives. 2015-2017

Office Depot La Croix

Life Hack: You can buy La Croix at Office Depot.

You can buy La Croix at Office Depot

Duluth Street Repair Tax

Somewhere out there, a person who has spent the past decade creating their identity around being that person who only bitches about Duluth roads is trembling that the street repair tax will pass, and they will be left as a sad husk with nothing left to identify themselves with.

Microsoft Brutalism

Cool to see that Microsoft is adopting some brutalism design into their docs.

Microsoft Brutalism

Voter 69

I was voter #69 today. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)



Leica is a satire camera company now right? A $6500 lens to take photos that look like the over processed mush that beginning photographers churn out while learning how to post process?

Brave Trail

I started playing Horizon Zero Dawn this weekend. Thus when I passed this house today I thought "Oh. I can get on top of that building."

Brave Trail

Wisconsin Tourists

My most vivid memory of my trip to New York City in 2000 was identifying a bus load of tourists from Wisconsin. How did we know they were from Wisconsin you ask? Well. Because most of them were still wearing t-shirts celebrating the Wisconsin Badgers' 1994 Rose Bowl win.

OK Google. Index the 4200 pages I just added to my website. #greattweetimport2017

Most Likely To Become President - 1989

I'm formally announcing my 2020 presidential run, as it was foretold through the prophecies of elementary school awards.

Most Likely To Become President


Blaha rocking at Blush. Duluth, MN 10/28/17




Winter Catnip

Well. I guess my catnip growing season is over.

Catnip growing season is over.


Some dev at Auto Trader or Blue Book done screwed up.


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