Anyone else get irrationally angry when they search for "Fine Art Photography" and just get engagment and wedding photos in the results?
How long until bride and grooms expect photographers to bid over who will pay the most to photograph their wedding?
::sets phone down:: "That's just not nice. A donkey punch is not a nice thing." #overheard #DLH
"I want to see how many time you can wipe your butt." #overheard #dlh
"It had to have been warm out the night you pierced that ball sack." #overheard #dlh
First roll with the #mamiya6 and a pug in a pink remote control car drives by. #magic
You lost me at "tasteful nudes." #photography
You like 80s TV commercials? Then sit down and watch all the ads from a 1988 broadcast of A Very Brady Christmas. https://t.co/dnasQ45IKe