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I had a dream where @Microsoft brought Clippy back, but over sexualized it by giving Clippy a hot female body in a black miniskirt.
Nothing really flags a satire news post as satire more than using proper creative commons attribution does.
"I'm never coming here again!" ~ woman walking the halls of Fitger's #dlh #overheard
"I was singing in an opera once and the crowd was going wild. Turns out my fly was open." ~ Bill Bastian #hgmf17
"This is the first time I've seen a line for the men's room."
Oh you summer child.
I should have brought the heavy duty earplugs for Enter/Void. #hgmf1
Crop dusters have struck The Barrel Room. #hgmf17
"Take cash under the table so you don't have to pay taxes. And speaking of cash, I'm going to go cash out a huge piss." #overheard #dlh
Lot of crop dusters this year. #hgmf17
Some toddler just clung to my leg. Does that mean he is mine now? #hgmf17